Saturday, July 7, 2007

Tanya Kim - Pussy Cat Doll.


4:04: EST:


Tanya Kim says that she was considering trying out for the Pussy Call Dolls when they had that show where they were looking for the New Doll. 'That set was pretty hot!', she pants. Considering this, I honestly think she's telling the truth here. I really believe that Tanya Kim would much rather be a Pussy Cat doll.

(Note to readers: Yes. I have subsequently noticed that in the above paragraph I did in fact refer to the Pussy Cat Dolls, as the Pussy CALL Dolls. I have noticed the error and was going to change it, but then decided to leave it in because it is just too hilarious. Calling Dr. Freud. And its actually a better name - no? THE PUSSY CALL DOLLS?)

Apparently Madonna had a midnight rehearsal last night and was doing the sit-ups and crunches in between takes. The hosts giggle to each other like they really nailed her with this bit of gossip.

Ludacris is on:

"you know if you want it that you have to come get it, get next to the money like - hey, hey, ho" (something like that) I don't how well these gangsta rap songs (if that is in fact what Ludacris is) translate to THIS BIG SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS concert setting. One can't help but try and divine messages from the lyrics. In this case, obviously, messages about consumption, and the earth etc. I have thought this before, when I saw Jay-Z perform 'Big Pimpin' at Live Aid:

"Keep her in the hood, keep her looking good, but I don't fucking feed her.".

Great beats, but truly, come on, those lyrics like this video are truly disgraceful, but granted - totally irreverant, and completely poltically incorrect, and I guess that is part of their charge. A fuck you to the so-called Liberal Establishment? What would Tipper Gore say:



"I'm a Pimp in every sense of the word bitch" - now, granted that lyric could nicely translate into a comment about the often dubious business that is foreign aid, but I don't think that is the message that the organizers intended. And you know he's not talking about Beyonce. Not like in this song:



This Live blogging shit sure is time consuming and not only am I not getting any other work done, but I am having a hard time keeping up. They are jumping all over the place. They just showed somebody else (missed the name) doing Gimme Shelter in Johannesburg, definitely better than Keith Urban, but what is it with this song? Isn't it like, Gimme Shlter - its too fucking late? The urgency - as the implicit message of this song? Look out- here it comes!

"There goes my Hero" The Foo Fighters are on stage somehwere and they just bleeped something Dave Grohl said so you know that this thing is on time delay, despite the disclaimers.

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